Bloggernauts unite for the opportunity to hone in in the capybara mating ritual known locally as the Atajo de los Gauchos.
It includes a kit:

a syringe for the basting
a boom box for the blastin'
a concierge for service
a propeller for effects
rhino dust for the mystics
and a cricket for the shooshing.

Mix it all together on the 43rd of April, and you'll glow like a globe trottin' hobo on a sailboat.