G-Rated

champions!

Bike Black Ribbon Anchorage Pledge Class 2015

freedom machines

Gnomes Angels 4 Life!

Thanksgivery and brussel sprouts

As the day of thanksgivery arrives, please remember to check the ripeness of the brussel sprout ball gag. YUM YUM!

Away I go to decent the donkey herd in my trusty pig tank!

OOOOOOINK!

Send in the clowns they say.
I say send them wearing scuba flippers and tassels where it counts.
When in search for the jehosepath, remember kids... always hold hands with your mom's cousin.

Groovy Dancer

We never knew Gigantor was such a Groovy Dancer.

Champions!

East Side

Watch that trigger discipline granny!

supercreepy

children of the herd

Road Trip - GnomeFest 11

How will you get to GF11?

Remember when I said we were Smurfy?

Go Fish - Poker Face

Rockabilly pimp gnome

yeah, you talking' to me? Get your charcoal running off to a fresh start with soapy astroglide formula from Ivory soap.

Gnomenclatude is coming to Wisconsin once again, and the vibrations from the Earth's equatorial epicenter of distain will once again smear us with a fresh and uncluttered dosage of fun debauchery.

Shine your bicycles and hone your beer mug because this Gnome goes to Eleven. Evil Kinevel always was at 11. And when you were 10 years old, you couldn't wait to be 11! So much 11!

Gnome Hunting

The opening weekend for this years gnome hunting season is almost here! Set you phasers on FUN!

Bikes - Beer - Gnomes

Hey how's it go'n?

This is how we are.

The international house of radness

off the air

A Dieing Breed

Bike Black Ribbon going the way of the Samurai?

The Bicycle Queen

Long Live the Queen!

Prom

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All hail the king capybara!

The lonely male capybara usually strikes at midnight. It searches for unguarded monkey eggs before they hatch, then it carries each, one by one through the jungles to create a new kingdom.

The capybara will summon a thunderstorm from the south and sit on the eggs until they hatch. Once hatched, the monkey hatchlings will revere as the capybara’s underlings and serve it with affection, fruit puree, and act out the capybara’s weirdest fantasies.

Cheers!

Wanted BFM

Big Fucking Mule!

It's Official...

What happened to the Dinosaurs

Human Infestation

Expedition by Paul Roberts

http://probertson.tumblr.com/

They don't teach that until grade ten, Ricky!

multiple choice

How the BBR rolls . . .

BBR Rally at the Fat Tire Tour of MKE

It's a Sledgehammer...

A little punk rock in your Rasta

A little Rasta in your punk rock

Bikathlon

Follow me, children, to Ernesto's magical chewed gum encrusted cave… follow me for a story that will tantalize you and confuse you…

August 24th is when I like to wear my schlong in my shorts and say that my unitards still fit me after all these years. Yes, it will be time for the Chicago triathlon. Why do I say this? because I want to give you the wonderment - that this event will be ridden on my fat bike. Yes, a fat bike will sneer and oink at the fully carbon carbon bicycles - with their aero bars and aerodynamically tested components….

I've done the same event on a single speed road bike. On a mountain bike. On a fixed gear bike. Why? Why not! I do it for the fun.

::: photo courtesy of the guy :::

Fugazi Friday

For Brother Andy - BBR Chicago

The Way of the Intercepting Fist

Jilly Back

For our pal Ernesto from Mars

Speed Research

Angry Andy

asphalt bellyflop

Sliding into the fisticuffs punishments of the weather, I must admit, I like this. I like this winter and this climate we're having in NorIl and SoWi. If you don't know what those acronyms stand for, gargle a teaspoon of butter and call your aunt Susan to take your dog out for a walk. But I hope she's your hot step-aunt. Because that would be... a moment to remember.

Speaking of riding bicycles and going head to head against a horde of jousting gnomes, I am looking forward to Sunday's shenanigans in Silver Lake, Wisconsin. Riding bikes and having fun with friends new and old, and semi-new, and previously owned friends.

 Post pictures of your toes in your mouth.

The winner will get a Vicks Vapor Rub towel.

 A la choy!

 Ernesto

His exaltedness

with a pocket full of shells

we rally around the family...

Argentina

Dear Santa Spank. Please grant me with a present of travel to South America in the next two years. I would like to take some amigos to Argentina and ride fat bikes on the other side of the globe, where stars look different, and horse semen is Dr Pepper. Thank you.

Black Bike Vol. 1

BMX Gangster

Shut up Gomez

BBR Brings Home the BELT!

Team SnowBike Enduro Championship Belt (L-R) Colin Ford - ShopVac - Fattie Lumpkin

Vamanos Amigos! - grab your machetes and RIDE!

Sorry, man....We missed Epiphany...

but we were busy rocking and riding

in Jesus name, A-men.

Cumfart dot com

Our boy Colin sent this in from the field. It's pretty self-explanitory...