Friday, February 28, 2014


Follow me, children, to Ernesto's magical chewed gum encrusted cave… follow me for a story that will tantalize you and confuse you…

August 24th is when I like to wear my schlong in my shorts and say that my unitards still fit me after all these years. Yes, it will be time for the Chicago triathlon. Why do I say this? because I want to give you the wonderment - that this event will be ridden on my fat bike. Yes, a fat bike will sneer and oink at the fully carbon carbon bicycles - with their aero bars and aerodynamically tested components….

I've done the same event on a single speed road bike. On a mountain bike. On a fixed gear bike. Why? Why not! I do it for the fun.

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